I tashte like Alcohol.
Heh. Heh. I taste like scotch. I like scotch. Buy me a scotch, single mail, highlands, old enough to enlist if not to vote. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Scotch.... What Flavour Are You?
(Ok I changed beer to scotch, what am I a frat boy to drink beer before 8AM? Oh Look! It's 8:30!)