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Mar. 7th, 2004 @ 11:19 pm Fair Warning
Watching SciFi before going to bed, and some of their endless promotions for "Scare Tactics" came on, and it occurred to me that I now have a nice public forum to make my declaration.

If any of my dear friends ever set me up for one of those stupid shows, they will be completely responsible when I use a ball point pen (or other innocent object) to kill the poor actor schmuck that the show hires to dress up in a monkey/monster suit and scare me. And after the poor dead actor's family/friends/employer and guild all sue the pants off of you, I will also sue you just as an object lesson to everyone else.

Remember, I'm not just vindictive, I'm spiteful too.
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