December 19th, 2007

New Mexico Spadefoot, Toad

WTF - work rant

"Oh I tried to reach you and couldn't"

Are you on smoke? I've gotten on call from you this week, it was yesterday after the close of business.

When I want to reach someone, I call them 3 times a day, on every possible phone line. I call their cow-orkers, I call their boss. I call their spouse, their children and their bank. I sent out e-mails every hour on the hour.

I even send a time traveling super robot back in time to scare the bejesus out of their parents and stalk them through their whole lives!

If I wanna get in touch with you, you'll not only know it, you'll be getting a restraining order to make me stop.

and to answer the question you wanted to ask me, No I can't do 9 days worth of work in a half a day, esp when it involves three other groups of people entirely.


Just saying.
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Sweet

Starting my Christmas list for 2015

or whenever it's available

I want an air car!



This is a car that runs completely on just compressed air.

Granted we're talking city driving only, but from what I saw on Discovery last night, it would easily get me to and from work on a single charge of air.

Oh and they have plans for a hybrid like version that has a conventionally fueled engine so you can drive it at speeds greater then 50KPH or distance over 200-300 Km.

(conversion to MPH and Miles is left to the reader :) )

Enjoy!