Cancer (June 22—July 22)
You throw around the term "Blue Screen of Death" entirely too loosely.
This is very appropriate as I was calling in a tech problem last week and the poor lady (in India) had never heard that term before!
http://www.annoyances.org/exec/horoscope if your interested (BTW if you don't like what you get, hit refresh and it will change! you didn't think they'd really pay someone to do that every week did you?)