I was sitting in my futon chair as the Skitzcat made cute on the floor in front of me with one of her toys.
"Meoraaor" she says.
"Meow" says I, as she starts to kneed the floor in front of her.
"Meoow" and she walks over to me and reaches out a paw and gives me a huge static shock!
I'm completely convinced she knew what she was doing, she wasn't at all surprised or startled, even when I yelped quite loudly!
Evil Electric Skitz Cat!