ferragus (ferragus) wrote,
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Braiiiins - or more things I can't be allowed to have

Craigslist has an interesting listing in ABQ:

4x4 Zombie/Armageddon Survival Truck

Some of the wingnutty phrasings:
1976 Jeep J20 4x4 Zombie/Armageddon Survival Truck. Look we all know the end of the world is soon, so here is your chance to be PREPARED!

... you’ll be enclosed by a STEEL cabin. This should keep out swine/horse/dog/sheep flu infected zombies looking to feed on your brain.

...

It has fresh white paint and could easily blend in with the other UN/NWO/ILLUMINATI vehicles in case you need to bust your family out of the FEMA camps.

...

I will be no longer needing it since I’ve raised my vibration and I’ll be ascending to the 4th dimension via either astral projection or instant rapture, I’m not sure.

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In all, it's so funny I had to share :)

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/1366426033.html

Hope he gets what he's asking before the zombies get him!

ETA: Line breaks, LJ ate them all!
Tags: humor
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