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Dec. 21st, 2006 @ 09:13 am President Bush Admits Health Failing
Current Location: PHX
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
How much longer does he have to live?

In a press conference yesterday morning, President G. W. Bush revealed that his hearing had become impaired and he knew his days on this earth were drawing to an end.

During a routine question and answer session after giving a prepared speech to the press, the failing President complained of being unable to hear the questions and whined bitterly about "getting old."

The reporter asking the question expressed sympathy and Bush snivelled that "... you don't understand."

Surely with The Deciderer's health failing as rapidly as it now appears, the Democrats must waste no time in impeaching the true evil behind this pathetic and broken old man, Dick "The Butcher" Cheney.

Time is surely running out for the criminal Bush junta, with the only question becoming, will Shrub go out with a blaze of infamy or will fear of his personal best friend and god's final judgment cause a bedside confession of his crimes as he attempts to repent.
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From:dptwisted
Date:December 21st, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
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Ah, you fail to understand the true evil of Da Shrub. He truly, deeply, 100% believes that he has always done the right thing. It's the ones that are sure of their righteousness that are dangerous.
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From:merlinpole
Date:December 22nd, 2006 07:31 am (UTC)
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I thought his hearing was impaired to start with, there are LOTS of people he didn't hear--including himself. "I never said that." Yeah, sure, rigggghhhhtttt, he never said that.... Liar, liar, liar he is, among many other pernicious noxiousnesses.